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Note 0024-halftime

I felt nothing but a small sadness watching that insipid and unnecessary halftime show. Kind you feel when you see people embarrass themselves for completely avoidable reasons. I like to think they consulted an AI model to plan it all out, for I do not want to believe that a bunch of flesh and blood human creatives sat in a meeting room and went “Yes, this is it” and high-fived each other over the final draft of that weirdass shitshow.

Argentina conducted themselves like thugs and I am glad Spain won.

On Mullets

People ask me why in 2023 I’m still rocking a mullet. Easy answer. Without the lettuce I’m just a guy that says dumb shit all the time. When I say dumb shit with the mullet, it’s like my face is saying one thing out front, and my mullet is apologizing out back. My mullet is “Dumb shit out front,…